Dockside Extortionist{1}{R}
Creature — Goblin Pirate
When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
The fine print is illegible scribbles, but it is legally binding.
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Artista: Douglas Shuler